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Dad 'n Me Dad 'n Me

Rated 5 / 5 stars

let me just say this

there is nothing like beating the crap out of knox and afroninja, i will press, edmund etc etc. honestly i can say this game is extremly fun. the graphics i love, i love dans style. i really really love the music, it really sets the mood. programming is really done well. pretty much the game is solid, i was actually hoping this was going to be your big suprise at comic con. sure YOA looks pretty cool, but dad n me would of been cooler. anyways, keep up the good work.

QuickPic 2005 QuickPic 2005

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


i get to lvl 13 and exactly as the round started it ended. whats with that! i was on a roll.

Distracted Driver Sim Distracted Driver Sim

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad but

maybe you could stick in a cutscene before you start driving, so you know why he is distracted. and the sound effects...was that the sound of the car or the driver drinking a slurpee?

not a bad first game

Stupidance 2 Stupidance 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yet another good one

oh and to answer you about me saying your last one, was not less than jake...well i was wrong. that really was less than jake. apparently that song was from the good burger sound track. which now that i remember is correct. they just had someone else do the vocals. kal something. and thus the reason i thought it was not less than jake. i am indeed a turd.

anyways. i like the new modes kind of fun. for competive mode, you should have it unlock new songs and also make it that you need to click a certain amount of numbers before a SONG ENDS to make it a little more challenging(?). mayba? think about ;)

Joelasticot responds:

Thanks for the review. I don't know Less than Jake much, but I'm glad to see I wrote the right name in the credits. Anyway, for the suggestions, thanks, but I don't think there'll be a sequel. I'm working on two big projects with my friends, and I have a plans for other flashes, so this is probably the last Stupidance. Thanks for playing them both!

Stupidance Stupidance

Rated 4 / 5 stars


nice. i totally had him skanking. question, you sure thats less than jake? cause that sounds nothing like them. in fact i would like to say you downloaded it off a program and it is mislabeled. less than jake sounds nothing like that. i could be wrong......but i dont think so.

Joelasticot responds:

Hmmm I don't know... One of my friends sent me this song, I can't remember when. I liked it and thought it would be nice in the game so I put it there. I am not sure though, I don't know Less than Jake a lot.

Bouncy The Ball Bouncy The Ball

Rated 5 / 5 stars


very creative end boss. that was actual videogame material right there. the second part for the boss was really creative, liked it a lot. i have one problem going into the 5th level and your not at full health you cant beat the first part of the boss. this in my opinion is kind of cheap if your looking for a perfect score. for example i entered the 5th lvl with 70hp, and when you get to that fire part where you have no choice but to get hurt, it gets real lame. maybe you could stick in a health spot that might be tricky to get to, make the player earn that full health. make it before the three things of fire, because you clearly put that fire there on purpose to make the player panic that they're getting hurt right before the boss.

D-Fence the Game... D-Fence the Game...

Rated 5 / 5 stars


switch the screen vertical and you could sell this game to nintendo for their new nintendo DS it would be crazy. awesome game

Eat Chili *Extremely hard Eat Chili *Extremely hard

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

you have a glitch

you can just hold down the space bar and you win almost right away. fix that and your game would of got the ten it deserved

Fantasy Female 3.0 Fantasy Female 3.0

Rated 3 / 5 stars


some buttons didnt work, like the shoe button and pants button. when i typed random it switched to things i couldnt find

Jammer-Lammy responds:

They work... This was made in Flash 5, by the way.

Peter Griffin Soundboard Peter Griffin Soundboard

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

what the hell

i swear to friggin gawd that there is a new sound board in the portal everyday now. they suck. they are not hard to make and they're a waste of friggin bandwidth. it takes talent to make a anamation, it takes an idiot to make a soundboard

VengeanceTool responds:

Last time i checked, NG had a shit load of bandwidth. cock